This is the kinda beautiful shit i desperately need in my room.
Someone come paint my walls like this. I’ll pay you in cookies and high fives
but wow, what a great use of space these rooms have
WHERE CAN I HIRE THIS ARTIST
great use of space
great use of SPACE
ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THAT COMMENT. SERIOUSLY
omg you could make it look like you’re looking out of the Normandy guys
a reality check that’s a blow to the solar plexis
SEE ALSO: why i’m crumbling under the weight of prolonged loneliness for fear of letting anyone in again & repeating this
I started this habit of bringing my cat into the bathroom with me when I went to take a dump or pee so I could poop or pee and cuddle my cat at the same time
Now he associates the sound of people pulling their pants down and sitting on the toilet with attention and every time someone goes to shit or piss he runs in there at top speed for pettings
What’s funny is that he does it to guests too, and to my roommates, and instead of being mad they just think it’s funny as hell.
I also have accidentally trained my cat to do this, so guests are treated to tiny clawing sounds on the door when they’re trying to do their business.
I wish i could make you into a coat, but a living coat not a dead coat